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All jokes which make Captain John chuckle, will be posted on the Jokes Pages...!

Two pirate ships were crossing the ocean,
One Ship had a Treasure Chest of full Red paint and the other had a Treasure Chest full of Blue paint.
What happened when the ships collided...?

They were marooned...!

What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes...?

8 Pirates...!

Why did the Pirate go on vacation...?

He needed some AARRRRHH and AARRRRHH...!

What did Nerdy Pirates do in Secondary School...?

Run the Projectarrrhhh...!

What is a Pirate's favorite Field Sport...?

Aaaaarrrrchery...!

What do you call a Pirate who skips school...?

Captain Hooky...!

Why couldn't the Pirate watch Pirates of the Caribbean...?

He didn't have a VCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...!

A man went into a pet shop...

Long John Silver in the local amateur dramatic version of Treasure Island. I need a parrot to sit on my shoulder" he said.

"I don't have any parrots at the moment I am afraid, but you wouldn't really want a real parrot for that. It would squawk in all the wrong places and be a nuisance.
What you need is a stuffed parrot, it would be just as realistic and easy to control."

"Are you sure a stuffed parrot would be OK?" asked the customer "I want my performance to be as realistic as possible."

"I'm quite sure that a stuffed parrot would be fine", said the pet shop owner,
"I have one at home. I'll bring it to work with me, come back on Thursday, you can have it!"

"Sorry" said the customer, "I can't make it on Thursday...."

"That's the day I'm having my cut leg off...!."

A Magician worked in the Caribbean on board a Cruise Ship...

The Magician always performed the same tricks, over and over again.

There was only one problem...The Captain's Parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in middle of the show..."Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table." "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

The Magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, The Captain's Parrot.

One day the ship was involved in an accident and sank.
The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the Parrot!

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for the first day and then the second. On the third day, the parrot could not hold back...

"OK, I give up. Where's the boat...?"

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