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  • YO HO HO! More Piratey Explosions...

    Email Captain John... explosive_education@yahoo.co.uk
    Phone Captain John... (07905) 757 431
    YouTube Channel... http://uk.youtube.com/SMUGGLERSHOLE

    To visit Captain John's WELCOME PAGE please click the link below... http://smugglershole.blog.co.uk/2007/06/

    AHOY THERE...


    In Our Spare Time We Pirates Have Fun In Many Ways...

    flash...
    Piratey Flash...

    sparks...
    Piratey Sparks...

    magbrite...
    Magnificent...

    explosion...
    Flash...

    Pirate Decor...
    Arrrr...! BE SURE TO COME BACK FOR MORE SOON...!
    WHY NOT SUBSCRIBE TO CAPTAIN JOHN'S PAGES AND NEVER MISS OUT ON THE FUN...?
    Pirate Decor...

    To visit Captain John's WELCOME PAGE please click the link below...
    http://smugglershole.blog.co.uk/2007/06/

    Email Captain John... explosive_education@yahoo.co.uk
    Phone Captain John... (07905) 757 431
    YouTube Channel... http://uk.youtube.com/SMUGGLERSHOLE

  • YO HO HO! More Piratey Jokes ...

    Email Captain John... explosive_education@yahoo.co.uk
    Phone Captain John... (07905) 757 431
    YouTube Channel... http://uk.youtube.com/SMUGGLERSHOLE

    To visit Captain John's WELCOME PAGE please click the link below... http://smugglershole.blog.co.uk/2007/06/

    AHOY THERE...

    So you have joined The Captain for more Piratey Fun...
    Navigate Further South for some Piratey Jokes...

    If you have any especially funny Piratey Jokes to add, please send them in a message and remember to include your name.
    All jokes which make Captain John chuckle, will be posted on the Jokes Pages...!

    Poison Pirate Flag...

    Two pirate ships were crossing the ocean,
    One Ship had a Treasure Chest of full Red paint and the other had a Treasure Chest full of Blue paint.
    What happened when the ships collided...?

    They were marooned...!

    Jolly Roger...

    What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes...?

    8 Pirates...!

    The Flag of Edward England...

    Why did the Pirate go on vacation...?

    He needed some AARRRRHH and AARRRRHH...!

    The Flag of Jack Rackham...

    What did Nerdy Pirates do in Secondary School...?

    Run the Projectarrrhhh...!

    The Flag of Henry Every...

    What is a Pirate's favorite Field Sport...?

    Aaaaarrrrchery...!

    The Flag of Thomas Stew...

    What do you call a Pirate who skips school...?

    Captain Hooky...!

    Skull and Crossed Cutlass...

    Why couldn't the Pirate watch Pirates of the Caribbean...?

    He didn't have a VCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...!

    Three Skulls...

    A man went into a pet shop...

    Long John Silver in the local amateur dramatic version of Treasure Island. I need a parrot to sit on my shoulder" he said.

    "I don't have any parrots at the moment I am afraid, but you wouldn't really want a real parrot for that. It would squawk in all the wrong places and be a nuisance.
    What you need is a stuffed parrot, it would be just as realistic and easy to control."

    "Are you sure a stuffed parrot would be OK?" asked the customer "I want my performance to be as realistic as possible."

    "I'm quite sure that a stuffed parrot would be fine", said the pet shop owner,
    "I have one at home. I'll bring it to work with me, come back on Thursday, you can have it!"

    "Sorry" said the customer, "I can't make it on Thursday...."

    "That's the day I'm having my cut leg off...!."

    Brethren Pirate Flag...

    A Magician worked in the Caribbean on board a Cruise Ship...

    The Magician always performed the same tricks, over and over again.

    There was only one problem...The Captain's Parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in middle of the show..."Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table." "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

    The Magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, The Captain's Parrot.

    One day the ship was involved in an accident and sank.
    The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the Parrot!

    They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for the first day and then the second. On the third day, the parrot could not hold back...

    "OK, I give up. Where's the boat...?"

    Pirate Decor...
    Arrrr...! BE SURE TO COME BACK FOR MORE SOON...!
    WHY NOT SUBSCRIBE TO CAPTAIN JOHN'S PAGES AND NEVER MISS OUT ON THE FUN...?
    Pirate Decor...

    To visit Captain John's WELCOME PAGE please click the link below...
    http://smugglershole.blog.co.uk/2007/06/

    Email Captain John... explosive_education@yahoo.co.uk
    Phone Captain John... (07905) 757 431
    YouTube Channel... http://uk.youtube.com/SMUGGLERSHOLE

  • Yo Ho Ho! More Piratey Workshops...

    Email Captain John... explosive_education@yahoo.co.uk
    Phone Captain John... (07905) 757 431

    Click on the link below to visit my Welcome Page, where you can find details of Piratey Sessions too...
    http://smugglershole.blog.co.uk/2007/06/

    More Session tites to choose from listed below ...

    To the Stars - And Beyond
    By far the most popular session,..
    After a mission briefing the young Pirates will find themselves exploring the nature and limits of materials and forces, then regroup into smaller teams and design, build and test their own Rocket.
    After gathering either qualitative or quantitative data, allowing the designs to be revised, the Rockets may be suitable for use in competition against other schools and groups.
    Using a simple and safe engine design, the Rockets are capable of speeds reaching 100mph. Participants will gain a real sense of achievement by seeing their data published in the competition table on the internet.
    The Observation of Materials and their Properties, Forces, Design Technology and an introduction to Trigonometry and Investigative Procedures, are some of the Academic subjects which are featured in this session
    Suitable for ages 8-13
    Older age groups will enjoy a complete Rocket Design course, which also includes the Centres of Gravity, Centres of Pressure and Momentum and Inertia.

    Rocket Fun Day
    No holds barred Rocketry...
    After being provided with the materials needed to create a Rocket, and being taught some basic design principles, the challenge is to work in small teams to create the craziest Rocket possible.
    Before every launch, each Rocket is thoroughly inspected for safety purposes, before the fun can commence.
    Suitable for all ages

    Mission coast guard.
    By the Victorian era many Ships carried Rockets which were used for line throwing. With no prior knowledge, an introduction into the properties of Rockets will be given. To conclude the session, the final task is to create a line-throwing rocket.
    Suitable for ages 13-14.

    Charting Treasure Island
    Taking Navigation a little further into the realms of learning about maps and charts.
    The crew will make and use tools to create surprisingly accurate charts to sail away with.
    This session will also cover back bearings, keys, codes and more...

    Sea gunner
    The challenge is set to become the slickest gun crew on all the seven seas. Using special Actisafe Training Cannons (no explosives required) they will go through a real drill, to allow the safe and controlled use of the Air Cannon for supervised target practice.

    Learn the Ropes
    Making rope and learning knots is merely the beginning, leading into decorative knot-work and exploring the inner workings of the ropes and rigging onboard a Gaff Rigged Schooner.

    Making treasure
    Using traditional and natural moulding materials, several Artefacts will be made from personalised designs.
    These will be filled with Pewter, by Captain John, to make the finished masterpieces suitable to take away.

    The Black Flag flies
    Learning the ways in which Pirates attacked, is the next part of the Pirate training. From Ship Tactics to Communications and many of the secret meanings of some of the most notorious Pirate Flags.
    The task is to undertake the designing and making of a personalised Pirate Flag.

    Shipwrecked
    The Sailors arrive to find themselves wrecked on a distant shore, an old hand will teach them how to find water, build shelters and look for food.
    The session is made complete with an Archery lesson.

    Additional special event courses released throughout the summer. Check here for the news.

    Booking Information and Prices

    All sessions run for approximately Two Hours...
    All sessions include Fun, Educational Projects to make and take home...
    Group and Multiple Booking Discounts are available (if families wish to book for three or more sessions)...
    Out of School and School Holiday Discounts are available (sessions are available at only Five Pounds each)...
    A minimum of Three Pirates are required for a session to run (if you don't have three, I will add your details to the register for the next session)...

    Group and School Bookings

    During School Term Time groups can book any course either to be held on site, or arrange to have Captain John visit Schools within the Dorset area.
    All Group and School Bookings come complete with all activity pack materials and link in with current National Curriculum subjects including History, Physics, Chemistry, Mathematics, Geography, Design Technology and more.
    For Group events you can book Captain John for a day and can pick and mix the sessions to suit your learning needs.

    How to find Smugglers Hole @ The Courtyard Centre...

    The Pirate Ship is located at The Courtyard Centre, Lytchett Minster, just off the B3O67.
    The Full Postal Address can be found in my Profile, the Postcode is BH16 6BA.

    Please click the link below to view a map of Captain John's location...
    http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?client=public&search_result=&db=pc&lang=&keepicon=true&pc=BH166BA&advanced=&client=public&addr2=&quicksearch=BH166BA&addr3=&addr1=

    For more information, please use the links below...

    Pirate Decor...
    Arrrr...! BE SURE TO COME BACK FOR MORE SOON...!
    WHY NOT SUBSCRIBE TO CAPTAIN JOHN'S PAGES AND NEVER MISS OUT ON THE FUN...?
    Pirate Decor...

    To visit Captain John's WELCOME PAGE please click the link below...
    http://smugglershole.blog.co.uk/2007/06/

    Email Captain John... explosive_education@yahoo.co.uk
    Phone Captain John... (07905) 757 431
    YouTube Channel... http://uk.youtube.com/SMUGGLERSHOLE

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